16 March, 2010

Really bad profile names

So this morning, I was contacted by a chap on a dating site with the nom de plume "IwantDDs". If you're reading this, Mister DDs, telling a girl that you're just after big tits probably isn't the best way to get on her good side. In fact, I don't think I know a woman alive who would have "an interest in really large breasts" on her list of must-haves for a potential new boyfriend.

Another favourite is "Dissapointed" (sic). Nothing says bitter, disillusioned and miserable more than "disappointed" mis-spelled. Not only are you carrying more baggage than Paris Hilton on a holiday in Monaco, you're not even clever enough to run a spell-check over your misery.

Okay, and I may be alone in this, but I think horoscopes are really really stupid. So if you've got a handle with your star sign in it, you're basically telling me you're a brainless schmuck. That goes for you too Mssrs BombersRule, HawksRock and DockersFan11. Seriously.

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