You know, I love Wolf Creek. It's really scary. And John Jarrett is awesome in it. But to be honest, I wouldn't want to date him. Not in character. Not in that character. So I was a little taken aback when I met with Candidate No. 476 (or so it feels), to find he looked alarmingly like John Jarrett.
He had a really interesting job. He's an investigator for the Attorney General's office. He busts drug cartels and domestic violence cases. He's worked all over the country. It was pretty interesting. For a bit.
But as he talked about his extensive travel in outback Australia, visiting remote indiginous communities, all I could see was a big truck with a roo-bar and a couple of hapless English tourists in the back seat, laughing nervously.
I tried awfully hard to stay on track, and there was an amusing moment where I explained my somewhat complex family history using mixed nuts to represent various family members, and eating the people who had died. But you know, overall, it was a bit of a wash out. And perhaps that eating the dead people thing wasn't such a great idea, you know, given the company I was keeping.
There's not much more to say about that one, except, dang! He really looked like John Jarratt.
[John Jarratt, if you read this, you're not a bad looking bloke okay, it's just that you were so damned scary in Wolf Creek that I wouldn't want to date you. Sorry.]
He had a really interesting job. He's an investigator for the Attorney General's office. He busts drug cartels and domestic violence cases. He's worked all over the country. It was pretty interesting. For a bit.
But as he talked about his extensive travel in outback Australia, visiting remote indiginous communities, all I could see was a big truck with a roo-bar and a couple of hapless English tourists in the back seat, laughing nervously.
I tried awfully hard to stay on track, and there was an amusing moment where I explained my somewhat complex family history using mixed nuts to represent various family members, and eating the people who had died. But you know, overall, it was a bit of a wash out. And perhaps that eating the dead people thing wasn't such a great idea, you know, given the company I was keeping.
There's not much more to say about that one, except, dang! He really looked like John Jarratt.
[John Jarratt, if you read this, you're not a bad looking bloke okay, it's just that you were so damned scary in Wolf Creek that I wouldn't want to date you. Sorry.]
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