07 August, 2010

Family photos

Well. I thought about it, and I figured that if I black out their eyes, perhaps I could share with you the photos of some of my favourite suitors. Feast your eyes, my darlings, on these handsome devils.  All of them have tried to contact me in some way or another.

"So how 'bout it?"

This fellow described himself as "a bit overweight".  A bit.  One of the really frustrating things about this bloke, is that he's punching, frankly, way out of his league.  Look, I'll admit I'm not the most desirable woman on the planet, but you can be damn sure than even my mother wouldn't set me up with a bloke that looked like this.  I mean, did he really think I'd go out with him?  What does that say about my photos?  I must look either incredibly desperate, or incredibly bogan.

"Most weekends I'll go rollerblading, bike riding or play social tennis. "

This jaunty fellow doesn't realise he's gay yet.  You can't tell in this picture, but he looks very like Jimmy Somerville from Bronski Beat.  I bet he just loves Kylie.

"39 and Athletic"

If this bloke is 39, then I'm 17.  And I have to say that when I think althletic, I'm thinking of something more like this:

It would probably also help if he didn't look quite so much like one of the Milat family.  I just get the feeling that if you took a look in his back shed you'd find a whole lot of european brand backpacks.

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