The List

So once I had a disastrous date with this American dude who turned out, like so many I've met, to have lied about a lot.  Like the fact that his work had sent him to Australia to complete a doctorate in political science.  Turns out it was a family company, which is to say, his parents who sent him to do a bachelor of politics.  Perhaps I'm splitting hairs but you know, whatever.

Anyway, the point of it all is that a few months after the date I deleted his number from my phone.  This turned out to be a Bad Idea.  Because my American pal called me out of the blue to see if I'd like to go for round two.  So now I have a system.  I keep their number, but preface it with an X (as in, don't cross this line).  That way, I can refuse to answer.  So allow me to introduce you to my little friends.

In this list, in no specific order, we have: the guy I nearly ran off the road; the Bad kisser; and the Man's Man.

Here, you'll find The Guy who looked like John Jarrett; Mike Yanagita; the Guy with the Shoes and the aforementioned American.  

But wait, because you also get:

Three more douches!  It's a good system.  I recommend it.