18 April, 2012

Mother and son

Last night, I received an email from a woman that read as follows:
Hi ... how are you? Would you like to chat? You are very pretty...
Im looking for nice lady for my son (24yo)... he is into mature ladies, but he is shy. We have very open relationship so i want to help him.
Of course, if you are interested in me... please say ;)
Needless to say, this was somewhat surprising.  Thinking it was spam, I took a look at the profile, and indeed, it was a woman who was bi-sexual looking for boys and girls. 

Now, I've got nothing against our LGBT friends.  Hell, some of my best pals are playing for the other team, but this one is kinda special.  Dangling her son as bait, she's no doubt thinking she might get a bit of girl-on-girl herself.  Yeah, I'm wise to you sister.  Nice try. 

And while it's always nice to know one has more universal appeal than one thought, it ain't gonna happen.  Firstly, I don't like young men.  They've got nothing interesting to say, and they're crap in the sack.  And secondly, I just don't lean in that direction.  Also, I don't like being described as an "older lady".  That's just one step away from "senior citizen". Still, can't blame a girl for trying, I suppose.

Fancy my firstborn?

1 comment:

  1. It is flattering; take it as a compliment and leave it at that. Like some random B&B owner slapping you on the bum - like THAT would ever happen.